After a temporary hiatus, I'm back. - KegZ 11:45PM
I was on a temporary holiday from this thing, mostly because I've been busy and never had adequate time to update. However as a present for still hanging around,, there's a brand new thought so mosey on over and take a sticky beak, and if you're really good, I'll have another one up by the end of the week.
Thursday, February 18, 2004
Holy snapping duck crap Batman, an update. - KegZ 10:05PM
Yeah, yeah I know I've been slack updating so if you have a problem you can go f*** yourself. Stuff that has happened to me since thew last update include:
Bought the Probot CD, It's friggin awesome. Best songs are Red War, Shake Your Blood and My Tortured Soul.
Started Certificate IV in Information Technology at BRIT last Monday.
Managed to scare Ash not once but twice in the last two days. Didn't think I was that scary but there ya go.
Anyhoo, there should be new thoughts up by the weekend so stay tuned folks.
Sunday, February 1, 2004
So there I was naked and covered in tartare sauce.... - KegZ 9:50pm
...then all of a sudden you realize you're f****** a lamppost somewhere. Have I had that experience? We'll leave that a mystery. - Josh Homme speaking about "ahem" personal experiences on drug induced sex. I found this little gem of a quote while randomly surfing through online forums, I "borrowed" this from someone's signature. On a slightly related topic, in the past weekI found out that rock god Dave Grohl has a side project called "Probot". He's taken some of the best guys in heavy metal and got them to perform with him. Album release is early February so I know where the next $25 I'm getting is going to.
Also, as of tonight, I am the proud adoptive father of a dragon. Not just any dragon my friends, this is a pickled dragon in a jar. It's name is Zeke Reginald Scilini-Walsh. My partner-in-crime and Zeke's adoptive mother is none other than Ash. Sadly with his seriously knackered name, he's gonna be stuck in prep until he hits puberty.
Sunday, January 18, 2004
Egads... - KegZ 11:06pm
I haven't bothered to get on the net all week I know that if I neglect it then I'll give up on it entirely which I don't plan on doing. Went and saw "The Last Samurai" at the cinemas with a friend. It was pretty good so if you haven't seen it, get off your backside and go see it!!!! The only thing I didnt like about it was the fact that Tom Cruise didnt die. I mean, if you dump Nicole Kidman for Penelope Cruz you must have some serious problems that need addressing ASAP. LOL.
Meanwhile, the events that have occured over the past month have lead me to believe that love doesn't exist. It died out a long, long time ago. It was bought by Disney and given back to us in teeny tiny sugar coated packages. Don't get me stated on Valentine's Day either. What it all boils down to my friends, is that love these days is just a chemical reaction in our brains that make us lust for some particular person and become infatuated with that person I simply refuse for this to happen to me again. Casual sex seems to be a very attractive option at this point in time. This is a very bitter and twisted KegZ, signing off.
Sunday, January 11, 2004
No Thoughts Today - KegZ 3:36pm
Due to unforseen consequences (meaning I took the 'rents for a five minute drive to our block of land and it turned into a 14 hour stay at my aunt's place), there probably won't be any thoughts posted over the weekend like originally planned. I'll probably end up making something up so hang in there. QUICK UPDATE: First thoughts are up, so stop hanging around here and get your butt over to the thoughts section.
Thursday, January 7, 2004
Birth of an Internet Legend - KegZ 12:19 am
That's right folks, I may be two months behind schedule but finally after many, many minor setbacks, The World According To KegZ goes live!!!. First thoughts will be posted in the next few days. Cheers.
